I got a call today from Kim's modeling teacher, and her pics are ready to be picked up. She said they look great, but to brace myself, because she doesn't look 12, more like 24!! I knew this was going to happen. A little bit of make up and a great photographer and boom, instant aging. I am going to pick them up after work tomorrow so I will post some tomorrow night. I am so anxious so see them I can hardly stand it.
Stephanie met Alex yesterday at the mall. This is the girl that is supposed to be going with her to Ft Lauderdale this summer. They got along great. I hope everything works out and they get to go together.
Hope everyone had a great weekend. I'm going to leave you with my usual Sunday funny:
TO BE 6 AGAIN
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster... everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again?
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass !!
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.
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