Home sick

I am home sick today with a bad cold which sucks. I just hope I feel better by Turkey Day. Daytime tv sucks. I don't watch soap operas. I'm left with Judge shows and talk shows. Although Bon Jovi was on Ellen this morning, so that was cool. Jon and Richie are looking pretty hot I must say. I don't know if it was my fever or them that was making me warm. LOL! Off to check out some blogs.

A BIT OF FUN.

My new name is Boobie Potty Chunks.....DON'T LAUGH UNTIL U FIND OUT WHAT YOUR NEW NAME IS.

We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...
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>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
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>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to
>friends and family and co-workers.
>
>Don't forget to forward it to the person who sent it to you, so they know
>you participated. And don't go all adult! A senior manager is now known
>far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.
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>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And
>the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil
>Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
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>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
>name:
>
>a = snickle
>b = doombah
>c = goober
>d = cheesey
> >e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = dumbo
>h = farcus
>i = dorky
>j ! = doofus
>k = funky
>l = boobie
>m = sleezy
>n = sloopy
>o = fluffy
>p = stinky
>q = slimy
>r = dorfus
>s = snooty
>t = tootsie
>u = dipsy
>v = sneezy
>w = liver
>x = skippy
>y = dinky
>z = zippy
>
>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
>your new last name:
>
>a = dippin
>b = feather
>c = batty
>d = burger
>e = chicken
>f = barffy
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = farkle
>j = monkey
>k = flippin
>l = fricken
>m = bubble
>n = rhino
>o = potty
>p = hamster
>q = buckle
>r = gizzard
>s = lickin
>t = snickle
>u = chuckle
>v = pickle
>w = hubble
>x = dingle
>y = gorilla
>z = girdle
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>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
>your new last name:
>
>a = butt
>b = boob
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = hump
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = head
>l = tush
>m = chunks
>n = dunkin
>o = brains
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = doodle
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = frack
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = hiney
>z = juice
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>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.